Living outside of Reality

I live outside of "reality". Outside of supposed laws of science, time, gravity, nature, existence, and anything else your humanity believes is solid fact to keep them sane and calm. I don't believe in things like the laws of a linear time line or gravity, so they don't apply to me unless it somehow benefits me. It rarely does.
Okay, let me try to make this at least somewhat understandable. I woke up this morning (or at least what I decided was morning), and the was a bug on my ceiling. My ceilings are very high because I like them that way. It is far too high to jump by your beliefs of gravity, but I decided I didn't think gravity was that strong, and I jumped the 15 feet to kill the pest with ease. I could have just as easily decided 15 feet wasn't very far, and been able to kill the bug from there.
The only reason I live from day to day in a linear time line is because it's easier when it comes to having loved ones around me.So it's only 10 pm at night when I go to sleep at night because I want it to be. It's easier to sleep in the dark. And in the same way it's only morning when I wake up because I keep in mind the rate at which time passes according to humanity. I could just as easily go to sleep at 9 pm tonight, sleep 8 hours, and wake up at 4 pm, September 30th, 1972, or the same date in 3034. I don't, however, because I want to keep on track with my friends and family.
Another example? I went out one day when it was snowing outside, but, instead of wearing warm clothes, I walked out in short sleeves thinking, "Who decided snow was cold?" and enjoyed a happy temperature of 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
As I said several moments ago, or perhaps as I will say several moments in the future, or perhaps even at this very moment, I live outside of it all.